When will I learn that reading baby blogs and parenting forums fills me with nothing but equal parts of sadness and rage? Most parents can't shut up about their dumb luck of having hefty kids who seem to gain weight merely by breathing in the very air around them, and of course they're going to talk about it on their own blog or on a forum that's dedicated to being parents. I'm even dumber than their luck, though, expecting a filter on that particular topic just because we have a problem with Houdini and it's a very sore subject for me.
Welcome back. As you can see, I'm still bitter, scared, and sad, party of one.