Tuesday, May 13, 2008

WMD

Any army in the world that wants a sure-fire weapon need look no further than the two and three year olds in their country: inexhaustible sources of energy that can leave a path of destruction in a radius 50 times larger than they are in a literal blink of an eye.

We have not had time to really pick up or tidy since Saturday, and I think every single surface in the house--floor, chairs, table, shelves, toilet seat covers, you get the picture-- are covered with every single thing we possess. Even surfaces you wouldn't think possible, like the huge bouncing ball (which apparently is perfect for draping scarves and pants and my tights), haven't been spared.

Lemel told me I look shell shocked. Which goes to prove my point.